Cats scare the crap out of me. Something about them is just... unsettling.
I was watching a cat once. I held a string out, and it started batting it. I thought it was cute, but then the thing started biting it, and not just chewing on the end, but biting more up and up toward my fingers. I dropped the string to let it play with it, but it ignored the string and continued coming after me.
Cats want to hurt you. They will kill you in your sleep. My grandmother's cat, for example, tried standing on my chest to collapse my lungs while I was sleeping. My grandma doesn't believe me, but I swear it's true.
Don't let the cats win! Fight back against the cats!
