Is your life full of stress? Boss giving you a hard time at work? Maybe you just failed your English final? Or perhaps you're just short on people to beat with a sick?
Look no further than the "Ghandi Piñata."
This amazing product is made out of real clones of Ghandi! It comes in three amazing versions: Normal Ghandi (featured above), Fat Ghandi, and Nazi Ghandi!
When asked at gunpoint what they thought about our product, 9 out of 10 psycologists recomended it.
Read these great reviews:
"I used to be nice to old hungry people, but ever since I got the 'Ghandi Piñata' I've realized the error of my ways." - Randy Podmore, Los Angeles, CA
"This is further proof violence is fun." - Jeff Albertson, Springfield, KY
"I liked the blood!" - Some smelly hobo, New York, NY
And what's more, if you mail in your proof of purchase, we'll even throw in "Lil' Ghandi Crusher" for free, increasing your fun exponentially!
So why wait? Buy yours today at participating Wal-Marts and Honda dealers!
(Note: Not a real product.)
