My Toe!!!

Okay; here's something I never want to hear my toe surgeon say during surgery again.

You didn't want that toe, did you?

Agh. I hate it when doctors joke like that. I was already stressed out enough from the fact that he was going to be digging into my toe with a knife and burning out the nerves inside. I suppose it's better than the German toe surgeon, though.

Me: OW!

German Toe Surgeon: You can still feel that? *snip*

Me: Yes!

And the German doctor just goes on operating anyway! I felt the whole flippin' thing! And what's worse, he didn't fix it! I had to have the same procedure done again once I got back to the States!
I can only take solace in the fact that this time it was properly numbed. I just hope it worked this time.